Modern Elephants

by Schrobblehead

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Hey kids! What’s gray and lumpy in your cereal bowl?

1st place in Derby #178: Mid-Century Modern Design , with 581 votes!

It’s Elephant-Os! The naturally-sweetened, artificially-flavored part of a balanced breakfast new from General Mills! Now you can wake up to the great taste of elephants in your bowl!

Each “O” has a small trunk and a “Sugar Savannah Dust” coating. Watch out for the marshmallow tusks! They’re elefantastic! Just add milk and you’ve got yourself an elephant breakfast!

Wear this shirt: To the pachyderm pavilion at the zoo.

Don’t wear this shirt: While challenging a bull elephant in musth. Unless YOU’RE in musth. Then go do your thing, man.

This shirt tells the world: “Elephants aren’t the only ones who can paint portraits of other elephants, you know.”

We call this color: Probabyblueboscis 

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 431C

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Quantity Breakdown

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Modern Elephants by Schrobblehead
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