Monasty Boy

by cmdixon2

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Sacred Cowl

2nd place in Derby #93: Double Take Derby #5, with 830 votes!

Man, turning our frat house into a “monastery” was the best idea we ever had. We don’t have to pay sales tax on our foosball table or our big-screen TV. We can pull in five, six grand in donations working the crowd at a single St. Patrick’s Day parade. And we can make our own homebrew and run our own bingo games and the law can’t say anything about it. That’d be religious discrimination!

As for our look, man, screw those robes. These bad-ass t-shirts do just fine. We didn’t have to get the haircuts, either. But we did anyway. We just like the way they look.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
156C - 132C - 5483C- 1805C - 448C

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 2.000s
First Sucker:
koan
Last Wooter to Woot:
chaosnil

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 46% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Monasty Boy by cmdixon2
$11.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$11.00 $14.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.