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Monkey Play

by tgentry

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Oh, So That’s How They Wrote The Battlestar Galactica Finale

2nd place in Derby #41: Alphabet, with 647 votes!

You want honesty? Here’s honesty. Macbeth is the story of a male who decides to challenge the leader for dominance of the tribe and ultimately loses it to another. So is Richard III. Hamlet is about a young silverback reclaiming his father’s position and King Lear is the story of a great leader who loses his position within the troop and is cast out to die on his own. IT’S ALREADY ABOUT MONKEYS, PEOPLE. IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN.

Now, you want to find a real challenge? See if you can hand a monkey a camera and get it to film Last Year At Marienbad or Hiroshima Mon Amour. Then we can talk about probabilities.

Wear this shirt: to a performance of “William Shakespeare’s Jzogtor N.B.” Hottest show this season!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you used these letters to make your shirt.woot password. Always think securely.

This shirt tells the world: “Listen, as long as you’re willing to wait it out, the brute force method always works. Eventually.”

We call this color: Rhesus Brown

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Features

Pantone Colors:
-White - 7535C - 313C - 316C - 7532C - 7523C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

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Monkey Play by tgentry
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