My Morning Sidekick

by walmazan

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As dawn breaks in Espresso City, criminals scurry for cover.

1st place in Derby #244: Breakfast Mascots, with 697 votes!

This city is sick. It lies in its own filth, bleary-eyed and sluggish. It cries out for someone to wipe the sleep from its eyes, someone to perk it up with a nice little caffeine boost. The criminal waste spreads across this city like a contagious yawn in a crowd.

The city is afraid of me. I’ve seen its true face, and it’s tired. The streets are extended stirrers and the gutters are full of coffee grounds and when the drains finally silt over, all the beans will grind. The accumulated hazelnut roasts of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the baristas and politicians will look up and shout, “Save us!”

And I’ll whisper, “That’ll be $4.75 plus tax.”

Wear this shirt: While waiting in line at Starbucks.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re ordering a tea.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m that annoying weirdo in the office who still makes jokes about always needing more caffeine.”

We call this color: Caramel Slateiatto

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7541C - 414C - 7413C - 532C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 25.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
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  • 21% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
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My Morning Sidekick by walmazan
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.