Natural Instinct

by radiomode

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Of course it’s stuffed. It’s the thing that ate Detroit. Wouldn’t you be?

1st place in Derby #179: When Toys Attack, with 632 votes!

Toys are for fun, of course. But as surely as a kitten develops its nascent hunting skills by friskily batting a drinking straw around the floor, so too do our human young learn and hone their essential life skills by playing.

Building blocks make great toys for this reason. Not only do they provide limitless creative amusement, but by stacking them atop one another, children practice fine motor skills, they learn about rudimentary physics, they learn the perseverance required to successfully complete a project in spite of setbacks, and they experience the pride of accomplishment that comes from all constructive activity.

It’s natural for young people to experiment with destructive impulses. It can be difficult for them to exercise the necessary patience to stack blocks in a tower—and far easier to indulge the whim to knock them down. But the satisfaction derived from introducing chaos is fleeting compared to the long-term gratification of imposing ord—OH, COME ON, HONEY, DON’T DO SALLYZILLA AGAIN, I JUST GOT THOSE TO BALANCE.

Wear this shirt: on whaaampages.

Don’t wear this shirt: to sleep in, if you sleep many fathoms below the surface of the ocean, in atomic testing zones.

This shirt tells the world: “People who live in building-block houses shouldn’t throw fits.”

We call this color: DestRoyal Blue Monsters

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Features

Pantone Colors:
3945C - 310C - 7489C - 166C - 654C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 40.000s
First Sucker:
SquirrelsAreMean
Last Wooter to Woot:
Dreamwolf

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Natural Instinct by radiomode
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