Nature or Destruction

by kdubbs29

$15.00
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A Cat Named Verschränkung

3rd place in Derby #91: Trees, with 782 votes!

Schrodinger’s Cat. We all know the theory, right? It’s very easy to understand. In one world, the cat is lying on the grass, watching a man playing Tree Swing Ball. While in another, equally valid world, the cat and his family have been bombed by a group of dogs anxious to prove their superiority.

Both worlds exist at the same time, until an outside observer forces the quantum hoodzeehaa to collapse into a single reality. Which means every time you let your cat climb into a box and look at it, you’re destroying an entire universe. Way to go, Darth Vader.

So keep in mind, when you’re looking at this shirt right now, there’s a world where you did buy the shirt and a world where you didn’t. The world where you did is happy and full of joy! And the world where you didn’t is empty, with nothing but the body of a dead kitty and an empty old box. And would you consider that the best of all possible worlds?

Wear this shirt: if you suddenly gain super powers and don’t want to spend a lot of time coming up with a logo. As long as you mention shirt.woot in your superhero catchphrase we’ll be happy.

Don’t wear this shirt: in front of a blue-screen. Like if you’re a small town television weatherman or something. You’ll look like a chestless freak and no one wants to watch a chestless freak talk about rain.

This shirt tells the world: “Why are you all pretending that you’ve never heard of Tree Swing Ball?”

We call this color: There’s a Fifty-Fifty Chance That’s It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 115C - 1655C- 194C - 3298C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 7.000s
First Sucker:
manticoreparade
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Nature or Destruction by kdubbs29
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