Nature’s Time

by silverqe, davidfromdallas, and alvarejo

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Forget that sundial crap.

I’ll show you how to tell time in the woods.

You gotta get with the program, Rick. We’re never going to survive this ordeal if you can’t develop some basic survival skills. No, not gathering food. I gave up on that three days ago. No, you need to know how to tell TIME, man!

Check it out. First you’ve got to climb in one of these holes in this tree. No, it’s only too small if you think it’s too small. Come on, man. Positive thinking! That’s the only way we’re going to survive this! Now look at the animals. Really look. They’ll show you things, man.

Just climb in! See the swan at 12 o’clock? The squirrel tail at 2? The sticks in the water acting as hands of the clock? If you just open your mind it’ll come to you.

Come to think of it, there’s a very strong possibility I’m hallucinating from hunger.

Wear this shirt: The next time you tumble through any rabbit holes.

Don’t wear this shirt: In the forest. You don’t want the animals knowing you’re on to them.

This shirt tells the world: “Always go out in nature before doing hallucinogens.”

We call this color: Black in Time

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Features

Pantone Colors:
032C - 300C - 122C- Pantone Purple - 354C- White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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Nature’s Time by silverqe, davidfromdallas, and alvarejo
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