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by Jessica Gonacha

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Dropping Rocks On Cattails

When left unchecked, the wild cattail will become murderous.

In the larval stage, the cattail seems innocent. Dusky, swaying, friend to frogs, even the most experienced cattailologist can forget the danger.

But in the adult form, that of the plastic lawn flamingo, the once-delicate cattail becomes an infestation. Ironic? Bad taste? One can never be completely sure. And in that moment of confusion, the cattail strikes.

Thankfully, nature provides the predator for every prey.

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This shirt tells the world: “Horticulture is just applied geology.”

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 3115C - 3135C- 5487C - Cool Gray 3C- Cool Gray 6C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
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