New Kid In Town

by SeedUvPain

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Shootin’ At The Walls Of Heartache, Bang Bang

2nd place in Derby #54: The Old West, with 639 votes!

The shirt showed up at midnight and was a pretty nice tee
From the other end of the Internet interest was generating
A customer was walking up to his computer
He merged perfectly with his computer
He merged perfectly, the website and the computer

The shirt looked good to Johnny
Johnny hit I want one
Johnny bought a shirt and the sale kept moving as planned
The shirt came to Johnny
He kept it in his locker
He took it out, he put it on, he wore it over Johnny
The shirt was kinda tight
Johnny fell on his knees
Started wishin’ he got maybe a size or two larger
Started wishin’ he got maybe a size or two larger
Started dietin’ hysterically
When

Suddenly
Johnny
Gets the feelin’
His chest is covered in

Horses
Horses
Horses
Horses
Horses
Horses
Horses
Horses

Do you know how to pogo
This one isn’t by Cho
Do you know how to twist
How ‘bout to Patti Smith

This shirt was designed by: SeedUvPain. If you bury him in SoilUvTorment and add a little AgoniWatur and some SuunBluuud, in a few weeks you’ll have a pretty little daisy you can wear in your lapel at church. Isn’t that the sweetest thing?

Wear this shirt: after you pony up the dough. This ain’t no charity.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you go to visit Alan Strang in the hospital. Seeing them tied up like that is not going to help him get better.

This shirt tells the world: Nothing. BECAUSE IT’S A LITTLE HOARSE! HA!! DO YOU GET IT???

We call this color: Brown Neiiiiiiigh

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Features

Pantone Colors:
709C - Cool Gray 1C - 7508C - 143C - 7504C - 14C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 6.000s
First Sucker:
Jion
Last Wooter to Woot:
smoke70

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 47% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

3%
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Woots by State

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New Kid In Town by SeedUvPain
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