Nightmeow on Elm Street

by Droidloot

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Cutest widdle kiwwa!

Oh, I couldn’t be scared of you!

Okay, I know you have me backed into this corner, and that there’s nothing I can do to defend myself against your attack. And I know that in a moment you will use those razor-sharp claws to tear into my flesh and render me lifeless and mutilated. I know all that, but still, I just gotta say, you are SO DARN CUTE!!!

I mean, you could be holding a severed head in your mouth – like you probably will be, as soon as you’re done with me – and I’d still look at you and think, “What a widdle snookems!” And you’re purring?! OMG! Too precious! Yeah, sure: I understand that this shows that you take sadistic pleasure in carving people into virtually unrecognizable piles of entrails and gore, but gosh, just listen to you!!!

Well, jeez, we better hurry up, or I might DIE OF A CUTENESS OVERLOAD before you can even open me up! So c’mon! Let’s do this! Here kitty, kitty, kitty!

Wear this shirt: to show your parents that you’re finally growing up.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you think Chuckie rules and Freddy drools.

This shirt tells the world: “Cute can kill.”

We call this color: Olive your limbs are belong to us.

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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 8.000s
First Sucker:
poollizard
Last Wooter to Woot:
mondaymourning

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 16% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Nightmeow on Elm Street by Droidloot
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