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I don’t get what the big deal is here. We need to be quick as lightning and undetectable, right? Well I don’t have the greatest cardiovascular endurance and I can’t exactly ride a horse through the shadows to sneak into a castle and assassinate a corrupt politician, can I? So I use my Shimano here to get around.
No, it works great. I’ve got gears and everything; I can handle hills no problem. Give me some flat, packed trails and I’ll get up to 30 miles an hour! Once I get there and chain it up to a tree or a lantern or something I can flit among the shadows and deal death with the best of them.
The horn? Oh that’s my own little flourish. Sound? No. It just shoots poisonous gas.
Wear this shirt: While sneaking around your apartment and practicing flips onto your couch.
Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re going to try and assassinate anyone for a warlord. We don’t want to be involved.
This shirt tells the world: “Of course it says ‘Ninja on a bicycle.’ That’s because the design is a ninja on a bicycle. I would have no idea what this is if it didn’t have a handy caption saying exactly what it is.”
We call this color: Redyu Hayabusa
Pantone Colors:
107C - Black
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
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