Ninja Pride

by DoOomcat

$11.00$14.00

Printed to order

Ships in 1-2 business days.

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Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 12 - Jul 17
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Jul 10
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1st place in Derby #603: Mother Lode!

ARE YOU DATING A NINJA? FIVE QUESTIONS TO KNOW FOR SURE

- what’s with all the ropes? if your date has a lot of ropes, you might be dealing with a ninja

- does your date silently nod appraisingly when you reveal personal information? classic ninja move

- does your date leave the restaurant via smoke bomb? uh oh

- does your date’s match.com profile list their occupation as “quiet assassin from feudal japan?” sometimes that means you’re dating a ninja

- is your date a sewage-dwelling turtle? we tried to warn you

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Features

Standard Brand:
  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
13m 35.441s
First Sucker:
kungba0
Last Wooter to Woot:
kirby122

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 84% second woot
  • 16% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 1% one year old
  • 97% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 84% bought 1
  • 13% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Ninja Pride by DoOomcat
$11.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$11.00 $14.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.