Northern Night

by riffmaster18

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About the Night

2nd place in Derby #281: Things That Start With the Letter N, Editor's Choice.

What are the Northern Lights? Nobody knows for sure. But there are theories.

Theory #1: the Northern Lights are just clouds of brightly colored insects looking down on us and conspiring.

Theory #2: the Northern Lights are the exhaust of spaceships that the government DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT!

Theory #3: the Northern Lights are the atmosphere's skin sheddings.

Theory #4: the Northern Lights are what happens when the sun reflects off the moon's flatulence.

Theory #5: there are no Northern Lights; what we believe to be the Northern Lights is actually just a highly contagious but benign eye disease.

Wear this shirt: during the day to remind you of the night.

Don't wear this shirt: in the pitch dark. What's the point if no one can see it?!

This shirt tells the world: "I was into sky fall before Skyfall."

We call this color: black, interrupted.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): White - 123C - 7686C - 568C - 299C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 24.553s
First Sucker:
crossgenesis
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Northern Night by riffmaster18
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.