Nose Hares

by dsladek

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
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But those cottony-soft tails are better than snuff!

The Von Schnozzle family has long been one of the most well-to-do in all of Europe. And yet, it is their custom to openly display that which both marks them as a Von Schnozzle and curses them to be forever apart from society.

It is not that the little beasts aren’t sociable, for they are. They smile at passers-by and make merry noises to each other (of which the Von Schnozzles are completely unaware, having long since grown accustomed to them). It’s just that the whole idea is so ICKY WEIRD and DISGUSTING that there’s really nothing that can be said. And so, the Von Schnozzles grow increasingly removed from a society that allows them to live without paying for rent, or clothing, or food, or even tissues, just so long as they go somewhere else where people don’t have to stare at those things… wriggling.

Wear this shirt: and try and convince people that it’s the new image going on the Amero. That would be really funny, wouldn’t it? To hear talk radio getting mad about a secular King with bunnies in his nose being on new currency?

Don’t wear this shirt: when shopping for a pet rabbit.

This shirt tells the world: “I say, if you were to present me with a tweezers as a representative of St. Nicholas, I would be indeed grateful and look upon it as a most fortunate and considerate gift.”

We call this color: The Brown Nosing Bunny

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Features

Pantone Colors:
156C - 7509C - 722C- 492C - 147C - 464C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 12.000s
First Sucker:
Jestik
Last Wooter to Woot:
JadeElizabeth23

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 34% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Nose Hares by dsladek
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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