Not Easy Being Green

by paxdomino

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“I can’t believe she left me.”

“Deserve you she did not.”

“I invested my - my whollle heart, y’know?”

“Move on you must *hic* do. Must.”

“Wut?”

“Please another round bartender bring.”

“Man, you are WASTED.”

“Very challenging work has been lately for me.”

“At least you didn’t get your heart broken. At least you didn’t WASTE ALL THAT TIME AND ENERGY ON SOMEONE WHO DIDN’T LOVE YOU.”

“Am sorry I am so.”

“You really get me, y’know? I mean this. I think, I mean, I don’t wanna be kinda weird, because I know we just met and all but dude, I think you might be my best friend in the whole world. I love you, man.”

“Soooo…”

“Wanna do karaoke?”

“Early morning I have tomorrow got, so, um, go, now night good bye.”

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. . .

“Everyone leaves.”

 

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 41.558s
First Sucker:
juballharshaw
Last Wooter to Woot:
krizzyann

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Not Easy Being Green by paxdomino
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