Not the penguin

by walmazan

$15.00 + free shipping

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Royal Blue
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... and it's not even Friday.

3rd Place in Derby #370: Adorable, with 245 votes!

Some things you may not know about penguins.

  • 52% of penguins in Siberia suffer from alcoholism.
  • Ancient Greeks entered the city of Troy using immense wooden penguins secretly filled with sprinkles.
  • All penguins born before 1970 were made entirely of asbestos.
  • Penguins can, indeed, possess Happy Feet, but only with the aid of SSRIs.
  • Genghis Khan married six women and one penguin of undetermined gender.
  • Penguins can be tapped for delicious and heart-healthy syrup.
  • Penguins are prone to jealousy and struggle to maintain healthy relationships.
  • Isaac Newton wrote his theory of universal gravitation after seeing a penguin plunge from space, then burst into flames on atmospheric reentry.
  • Penguins were purchased by the Sara Lee corporation and marketed as lingerie in the 1990s.
  • Penguins get their distinctive waddle from their swollen and debilitating cankles.
  • Penguin antlers can be used for stew.
  • Penguins are eager and enthusiastic cannibals.
  • Queen Elizabeth owns 5 Corgis, 8 penguins, AND Canadian funny man Martin Short.
  • Penguins spontaneously ignite when tickled. Get out there and start a-ticklin’!

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Features

Design Placement: Center

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 13” x 8.70” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4: 9” x 6.02”  

Pantone Colors:  White - 427 C - 7683 C - 136 C - 432 C - Black 6 C 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 58.999s
First Sucker:
LisaHamilton
Last Wooter to Woot:
Inchoati0n

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Not the penguin by walmazan
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