Now That's Just Overpriced

by shmeedles

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$18.00 17% off List Price

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A lively chief mate, that; a good man, and pious—but he sure does gouge you on the coffee

First Place in Derby #17, with 460 votes!

They charged you how much? For a cup of coffee? Let me see that. Whoa, and the cup is freezing cold to boot. Boy, did you get taken for a—OK, well here’s your problem, right here. You’ve got whipped cream in here. And ice! I mean actual ice cubes! What are these, sprinkles or something? It smells kind of… cinnamony. There’s, like… what, fudge or something at the bottom? If you ordered coffee, you should take this right back; they gave you a sundae that someone spilled coffee into.

This shirt was designed by: shirt.wooter shmeedles—a congenital tightwad, sure, but our congenital tightwad.

Wear this shirt: to the senior center, or the barber shop, or wherever you cranky cheapskates hang out.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a certain ubiquitous coffee chain. Unless you’re just going to get an Odwalla juice; those are sooo good, and worth it.

This shirt tells the world: “I’ve not yet succumbed to Starbucks Fatigue Fatigue.”

We call this color: With A Daily Five-Dollar Drink Fix It’s Your Own Dumb-Asphalt You’re Broke

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Pantone Black C-White- 34C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 56.000s
First Sucker:
rmthomas2000
Last Wooter to Woot:
mrileyatwoot

Purchaser Experience

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  • 87% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 49% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 87% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
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Now That's Just Overpriced by shmeedles
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.