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They charged you how much? For a cup of coffee? Let me see
that. Whoa, and the cup is freezing cold to boot. Boy, did you get
taken for a—OK, well here’s your problem, right here. You’ve got
whipped cream in here. And ice! I mean actual ice cubes! What are
these, sprinkles or something? It smells kind of… cinnamony. There’s,
like… what, fudge or something at the bottom? If you ordered coffee,
you should take this right back; they gave you a sundae that someone
spilled coffee into.
This shirt was designed by: shirt.wooter shmeedles—a congenital tightwad, sure, but our congenital tightwad.
Wear this shirt: to the senior center, or the barber shop, or wherever you cranky cheapskates hang out.
Don’t wear this shirt: to a certain ubiquitous coffee chain. Unless you’re just going to get an Odwalla juice; those are sooo good, and worth it.
This shirt tells the world: “I’ve not yet succumbed to Starbucks Fatigue Fatigue.”
We call this color: With A Daily Five-Dollar Drink Fix It’s Your Own Dumb-Asphalt You’re Broke
Pantone Colors:
Pantone Black C-White- 34C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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