Nuclear Physics

by specsmachine

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Mr. and Mrs. Harris? Thanks so much for meeting with me.

3rd place in Derby #158: Physics, with 730 votes!

I’m pretty used to students doodling on assignments and in their notebooks, but David’s drawings have taken a pretty morbid turn lately and to be honest I’m a little concerned. Well, as you can see with this most recent sketch he left on his Science assignment, he seems to be a little obsessed with radiation and nuclear weapons.

No. No we haven’t been studying radiation.

Well he recently commented on, and I’m quoting here, “the morbid anniversary of mankind’s inhumanity.”

Yes ma’am, I agree, it’s not really language I see from a lot of nine-year-olds. I have to wonder if maybe he’s watching a lot of television?

Wear this shirt: In your fallout shelter.

Don’t wear this shirt: In the dystopian wasteland of the future. Lemon’s pretty easy for bandits to spot from miles away.

This shirt tells the world: “My only confidence in humanity is in its ability to wipe itself out.”

We call this color: Radioactive Half-Lemon

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Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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Nuclear Physics by specsmachine
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