Octospelled

by capttylor34

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From The Greek, Meaning “Eight-Pussed”

3rd place in Derby #63: Art as Text, with 738 votes!

I’d rather be an octopus, an octopus I say
It’s better to be octopus than man
An octopus can use his tentacles all kinds of ways
We two-armed human types can’t use our hands

An octopus can wave goodbye with four times as much fervor
As a person can when waving farewell wishes
He’s excellently qualified for working as a server
In a bistro where there’s lots and lots of dishes

For semaphore, for trading stocks, for climbing jungle gyms
The octopus’s tentacles are better
He can play a mean marimba, or spell words with his limbs
And with so many limbs, spell words with lots of letters

This shirt was designed by: capttylor34, who claims yo momma so dumb, she thought eight tentacles was the net Speedo contents of one men’s beach volleyball game.

Wear this shirt: to your favorite sushi place, order by pointing at your torso, and see if they serve octopus to you or vice-versa.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you have eight arms; you’ll find it has too few sleeves.

This shirt tells the world: “Go Army”

We call this color: Royal Blue

 

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Features

Pantone Colors:
485C - 199C - 202C - 2995C - 504C -White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
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  • 38% one year old
  • 46% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Octospelled by capttylor34
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