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Dude, check out what the exchange student is eating. What is that? It smells weird, man. Is it just plants?
HEY EXCHANGE STUDENT. Hey, there’s no protein in that. You need protein, exchange student. She’s not listening. She doesn’t even understand English, I don’t think.
She is so strange. Did I tell you she’s in my gym class? Yeah. We did tumbling this week, but she sat out. I guess she told the coach she was feeling “listless.” Yeah, YOU KNOW WHY YOU DON’T HAVE ANY ENERGY, EXCHANGE STUDENT? IT’S BECAUSE YOU EAT THAT WEIRD PLANT ALL THE TIME. There’s no nutrition in that stuff, man, I’m telling you.
Look at her. Where did she come from, anyway? I heard China. Is it China? HEY, EXCHANGE STUDENT, ARE YOU FROM CHINA? Yeah, she doesn’t understand us. Is she even really a bear? She has kind of a raccoony thing going on. I don’t know.
Oh, so are you coming out to the gutpile tonight? I heard it’s going to be pretty awesome. Yeah, some hunter shot an elk. It’s riiiipe, man; it’s going to be sweet. Hey, maybe exchange student would wanna come. HEY EXCHANGE STUDENT, YOU WANNA COME OUT TO THE GUTPILE WITH US LATER?
Yeah, nothin’. You don’t suppose she’s deaf? Oh well, whatever.
God, she is so weird.
Wear this shirt: if your vegetarian diet makes you feel like the black sheep at family meals. Or like the black-and-white bear.
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