Office Surprise

by Kyle Starks

$15.00
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I Believe You Have My Cold

Hey, how you feeling today? Are you feeling OK? Because look, if you’re sick, we’d much rather you took a personal day. If the rest of the office supplies pick up whatever you’ve got, we’re really in trouble. Tell you what – why don’t you head on home for the rest of the day? I’m sure some paper clips can fill in for you until you’re feeling better.

This shirt was designed by: Kyle Starks, just a boy from Indiana who likes to draw – mostly scenes from famous movies re-enacted by guinea pigs. They grow ‘em weird in the Hoosier State.

Wear this shirt: to subtly warn your co-workers not to mess with your stapler or who knows what they’ll catch.

Don’t wear this shirt: if a stapler you know has recently died due to respiratory illness. Then it’s not funny.

This shirt tells the world: “But I can’t get sick! I hold everything together around here!”

We call this color: Heather Gra- Gra- GraAAACHOOO

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Features

DRAFT

Pantone Colors:
White - 185C - 187C- 1817C - Cool Gray 5C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 49.000s
First Sucker:
sandrade
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
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  • 36% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
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Office Surprise by Kyle Starks
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