Oil Kings

by barthesis

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Nothing Can Stop Me Now I Just Don’t Care

Man, it’s all propaganda, man. Big Pig, goes all the way back to the war. You think Arable was evil? He was the small farmer, man, just trying to make a living. Just like that spider, man, doin’ a nice thing for somebody. And who took advantage? The pig, man. Big Pig strikes again.

Six weeks later what do we get? Everybody’s dead, man. The farm is just a publicity machine, nobody has time to plant crops, the spider’s dead and all those hungry babies have decimated the local mosquito population for years to come. But that pig, man, that pig is gonna go on television!

That’s what they do, man. They profit off the work of others. They sit there and make decisions about who they have to let go and who they have to bring in and it’s all about them. And then when it goes bad they get a bailout. I say bring the whole thing down, man. I say we should be more like that swan who played the horn. A little watercress each day is sustainable, man. It’s sustainable.

This shirt was designed by: barthesis, who is either making a statement that Roland Barthes exists or got his Masters’ in mixology. Either way, great job!

Wear this shirt: to get a sausage biscuit at your local Pump-N-Pay!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re visiting a Muslim. There’s really a lot going on here that could be taken the wrong way if someone was so inclined.

This shirt tells the world: “Look, after Alaska opens up, we won’t NEED anything else! Honest!”

We call this color: Aby-bay Lue-bay

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7547C - 541C - 646C - 643C - 62C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 14.000s
First Sucker:
mist83
Last Wooter to Woot:
harshcoffee

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Oil Kings by barthesis
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