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PAINata

by Wenceslao Almazan

$15.00
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El Burro’s Revenge

“Please, please! I’m telling you, the candy’s inside me but even if you can get it out it won’t be any good anymore!”

They saw their brother strung up before a bloodthirsty crowd. They watched, helpless, as he was brutally beaten to death for a handful of cheap sweets. They wept as his remains were tossed casually into a dumpster. And they swore that the murderer would never see another birthday.

Wear this shirt: to show your solidarity with PETPMA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Papier-Mâché Animals.

Don’t wear this shirt: to children’s birthday parties. Or anywhere else children might be. Or the parents of children. Just throw it in your drawer and forget about it, pretty much.

This shirt tells the world: “Not so tough when the bat’s in the other hoof, are you?”

We call this color: Navy Candy.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
135C - 719C - 278C- 1915C - 268C - 7545C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 31.000s
First Sucker:
kingrican33
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 51% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
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PAINata by Wenceslao Almazan
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.