Party Animal

by omarfeliciano

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Ain't Nothin' Like A Rhino Party

Save the party rhino from extermination 

Every year, hundreds of African Black rhinoceroses are illegally poached for their party hats, endangering the population of this fragile species and fueling the black market for illicit animal hats. 

Many practitioners of Chinese medicine believe that the rhino party hat, when ground into a powder and brewed in a tea, grants its drinker the ability to party all night. This unfounded, dangerous notion has caused the value of rhino hats to soar meteorically, and spurred poachers to hunt these majestic, party-loving beasts. 

Today, wildlife wardens and animal rights activists are working tireless to protect these animals and their whimsical hats, but it's not enough. Please buy this shirt and support this important cause. [Note: buying this shirt will protect rhinos in no way] 

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL:  11.55” x 9.60“
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4:  9” x 7.47”

Pantone Colors: - 422C - 485C - 375C - 3258C - 405C - 419C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
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Quantity Breakdown

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Party Animal by omarfeliciano
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