Perfectly Upside-Down

by patrickspens

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
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Poor Boco

2nd Place in Derby #317: Pockets PLUS bonus IRL Derby, with 266 votes!

Ma, you been messin' with my shirts again?

"Aww, Tony! I was just trying to help! Jeez, you go off spelunking and then come home and leave your dirty clothes on the floor the bathroom. I thought, hey, I'll throw 'em in a load of laundry, so they're not here stinkin' up the whole house!"

Ma, let me live my life!

"You call this a life, Tony? No job! No girlfriend! Still livin' with your momma! Ain't got no ambitions! Just Comin' home from those smelly caves with spider webs in ya hair! Bats nesting in your pockets! That ain't a life, Tony! I tell ya, many a mother woulda kicked you out MONTHS ago! You should be grateful for my generosity!"

Ugh! Just, tell me you didn't throw away my bat, Ma!

"Your bat? YOUR bat?! Pfft! We know what would've happened with that! Everything would be well and good for about a week - A SINGLE WEEK! - and then, you'd get bored, you'd forget about it, and who takes care of it? Your poor MOM! That's who! Well, I wasn't going to let that happen again, not after Boco, YOUR pet squirrel that I had to care for until his untimely death at the hands of the bug zapper, may he rest in peace."

Whatever.

"Sure, shrug it off, why don't ya, Tony? The nerve of ya, I tell ya! Now, go wash your hands! It's time for dinner!"

What are we having?

"Chicken parm, except with turkey instead of chicken, because it was on special. I tell ya, I don't think I can taste the difference!"

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Features

Design Placement: Wearer's Left Chest

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL:  7.09” x 10.92“
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  5.19” x 8“
K6 - K4:  3.80” x 5.86”

Pantone Colors: Black - White - 422C - 177C - 433C - 446C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 25.990s
First Sucker:
DaneLeRoy
Last Wooter to Woot:
FastNissan

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Perfectly Upside-Down by patrickspens
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.