Pinball Wizard

by Radscoolian

$11.00$14.00

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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 14 - Dec 19
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Dec 12
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Some pinball wizard incantations:

"Loched fyor muhltee-bahl" - the incanted is made to disappear, only to reappear later except as two people.

"Bohnys dhoublyd" - the incanted's reputation and fortune are greatly improved but only upon his death.

"Mahgnyts ohn" - the incanted will be moved in unexpected directions dictated by electrical currents running underground.

"Shuut thii lehft rhamp" - the incanted will be given great wealth as long as he goes in the right direction.

"Ehxtruh bahl" - the incanted will receive one more chance after death to achieve his dream (hardly ever makes a difference)

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL: 7.31” x 9.21” 
S, WM - WS, K12 - K4:  5.5” x 6.93”

Pantone Colors: 7416C - 696C - 542C - White - 7497C - 7463C

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 7.117s
First Sucker:
Redstrawberry35
Last Wooter to Woot:
phoenixaria

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

3%
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Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

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Pinball Wizard by Radscoolian
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