Pirate Penguin

by goelzjs

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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First Place in Derby #8, with 475 votes!

Ahoy there, shirtlubbers. We wondered what archaic subcultural icon would replace pirates in the faux-pseudo-ironic pantheon. Your resounding answer: penguins...dressed as pirates. Ah well, we surrender. Clearly, the Universal Buccaneer has claimed the booty of our national imagination, and nobody's ready to knock the jolly out of his roger anytime soon.

This shirt was designed by: will success spoil Shirt.Woot member goelzjs, who won Derby #8 after placing third in #6 with Go Rock, Beat Paper?

Wear this shirt to: get ahead of the pirate-penguin curve.

Don't wear this shirt to: Antarctica, or your local zoo or aquarium. Like Norwegians, the majority of penguins are law-abiding, peaceful citizens who do not appreciate their "pirate" stereotype.

This shirt tells the world: "Prepare to be boarded by a penguin."

We call this color: Creambeard.

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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 3% one week old
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  • 38% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Pirate Penguin by goelzjs
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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