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Pirate Penguin

by goelzjs

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Waddle the Plank

First Place in Derby #8, with 475 votes!

Ahoy there, shirtlubbers. We wondered what archaic subcultural icon would replace pirates in the faux-pseudo-ironic pantheon. Your resounding answer: penguins...dressed as pirates. Ah well, we surrender. Clearly, the Universal Buccaneer has claimed the booty of our national imagination, and nobody's ready to knock the jolly out of his roger anytime soon.

This shirt was designed by: will success spoil Shirt.Woot member goelzjs, who won Derby #8 after placing third in #6 with Go Rock, Beat Paper?

Wear this shirt to: get ahead of the pirate-penguin curve.

Don't wear this shirt to: Antarctica, or your local zoo or aquarium. Like Norwegians, the majority of penguins are law-abiding, peaceful citizens who do not appreciate their "pirate" stereotype.

This shirt tells the world: "Prepare to be boarded by a penguin."

We call this color: Creambeard.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 15.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Pirate Penguin by goelzjs
$19.00 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.