Playing It Koi

by olie! (aka Sam Schuna)

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Baby Blue
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Selling Goldfish By The Pound

Don’t believe me? I’ll show you the picture.

Yeah, that’s it right there. I bet you thought I was telling some sort of fish story . But I wasn’t. I caught that sucker with my own hands. Took a long time, too.

Yeah, everyone was staring at me after a while, but I just ignored them. I stayed steady, and focused. I knew what I wanted and how to get it. I was gonna bring this baby home. And then, after what felt like hours, I had it. I put my ping pong ball right in the bowl. The carnie just shrugged, but I knew he respected me for pulling it off.

Before it went in the bag of water, I had the guy string it up so I could take this picture. Unfortunately, the whole process took a little too long, so the poor fish suffocated. It worked out all right, though, because I still had two balls left. Hey, you want to see the one I finally took home? He’s over here in the…

...aw, man. Guess we gotta go back to the State Fair tomorrow and try again.

Wear this shirt: if your memory is only about eight seconds. That’s roughly the length of a goldfish’s memory. Also, you can wear it if your memory is only about eight seconds. That’s roughly the length of a goldfish’s memory. Or you can wear it if your memory is about eight seconds. That’s roughly the length of a goldfish’s memory. So you’ve got plenty of options. You could even wear it if you memory was only about eight seconds!

Don’t wear this shirt: and lie on your back with your belly up. Someone might try to flush you.

This shirt tells the world: “I grow to the size of my surroundings!”

We call this color: If That’s Just A Baby Blue Maybe You Should Throw It Back

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 3945C- 716C - 534C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 33.000s
First Sucker:
gosla
Last Wooter to Woot:
chibikay

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 51% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Playing It Koi by olie! (aka Sam Schuna)
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