Plumeria Paradise

by OpenDesign

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
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I’ve Just Seen A Flower Named Plumeria

2nd place in Derby #59: At The Luau, with 569 votes!

As marks of status and esteem, traditional Hawaiian tattoos used geometrical and natural forms to describe an individual’s role in society. The more prominent in the hierarchy one was, the more extensive and intricate one’s tattoos. So chiefs and their families would endure long, painful hours at the hands of the most skilled tattooists, pricking their noble skins over and over with crude needles made from bird claws or fish bones.

Thanks to this shirt, you can wear the same kind of design with none of the pain! Oooh, look at you, you’re a chief now! Ain’t consumerism grand?

This shirt was designed by: Derby contestant OpenDesign, who, despite his name, is not desktop publishing software from 1991.

Wear this shirt: if you’re the kind of person who knows the proper pronunciation of “ukulele”. And who doesn’t hesitate to let everyone know about it.

Don’t wear this shirt: while you’re swimming. No matter what you look like under it, your shame looks worse.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m not your Grandpa’s Hawaiian shirt.”

We call this color: Grass Skirt.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
5605C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 13.000s
First Sucker:
theREALslim
Last Wooter to Woot:
Kirshendan

Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 46% one year old
  • 35% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Plumeria Paradise by OpenDesign
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.