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The problem of horse obesity has raised the concern of literally zero Americans. Fact is, we’ve never seen an overweight horse (except maybe for those My Little Ponies, who could stand to hit the Stairmaster). And until they learn to do things like eat White Castle, play Xbox, and sit at a desk for 40 hours a week, we don’t imagine we will. So eat up, Equine-Americans! You’ll work it off in the paddock!
This shirt was designed by: Paul Hornschemeier, Chicago-based creator of Forlorn Funnies, News and Headlice, and the underappreciated Oh Well t-shirt, which you’re all going to wish you’d bought someday, you ingrates.
Wear this shirt: to help your horse with her body-image issues.
Don’t wear this shirt: to an Oakland Raiders game.
This shirt tells the world: “The heavier the wallop, the sweeter the gallop.”
We call this color: A Horse of a Different Cranberry.
Pantone Colors:
Pantone BlackC - 7504C - 488C - 120C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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