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Sure, he looks nice enough. And he is, as long as you’re doing what you’re supposed to be doing. A friendly wave, a nice pat on the shoulder, a playful punch in the gut, hey, it’s all cool. We gotta get along in this world. But the second you go for the pocket? Your fingers are gone.
See, it’s all about duty with this fella. And he’s going to do his duty. He’s got one job, and one job only. If you don’t get in his way, you do whatever you want. Hey, he’s a nice guy! Meet him in a bar, he’d buy you a drink! But if you start thinking about the pocket, he’s going to take you down.
It’s nothing personal. Just business.
Wear this shirt: when you feel lonely or unsafe.
Don’t wear this shirt: if it isn’t yours. That little guy doesn’t change his loyalties just because you stole the shirt. He’s not a genie, he’s a soldier.
This shirt tells the world: “If you need a pen, maybe you’d better go to the store.”
We call this color: Code Cranberry, Code Cranberry, Secure The Perimeter
Pantone Colors:
7404C - 172C - 410C - 412C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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