Popcorn Chicken

by ramyb

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Corn In The USA

3rd place in Derby #118: Visual Puns, with 1092 votes!

They’re the shrimp of the land. The buffalo of the sky. They’re delicious and arguably healthy, relative to some other snacks. And best of all, they’re incredibly easy to farm.

All you need is an open range (gas, electric or microwave) and the proper application of heat, feed, butter and salt. And, of course, patience and time. With all these combined, you’ll have a lovely flock of nuggets in no time.

Of course, not all of them will be perfect. You’re bound to wind up with a few angry kernels that are impossible to enjoy. Don’t despair, this is just the natural state of things. Use these kernels as weapons, either to fight off predators or to fight each other for money. This can supplement your income and help to make your farming profitable in its very first year! Just don’t let the cops find out.

Wear this shirt: to show that you’re tender.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a genetic engineer. Do your own work!

This shirt tells the world: “Buck buck buckbuck buck buckaw. Buck buck buckbuck buck buckaw. Buck buck BUCK buck buckbuck BUCK buck buckbuck buck buck buck buckaw.”

We call this color: Grass-Fed

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 607C - 1225C- 7412C - Warm Red C- 357C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Quantity Breakdown

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Popcorn Chicken by ramyb
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.