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by rushblume

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Resemblance To Any Existing Product Is Unintendoed

1st place in Derby #65: Shirt as Costume, with 1408 votes!

Hey, baby. You got a game link cable? ‘Cause we could hook up. Aw, yeeeahh. Hey, come back, I want to play some “Pokémon,” if you know what I mean. Ah, forget you. Well helloooo there, sweet thang. How’d you like to live out your Final Fantasy? Enh? Enh? Hey, hang on, don’t be like tha—OK, whatever, forget you. No, not you, sugar, you I like. I think you bumped my power switch, hot stuff, because I am turned on. Say, why don’t… OK, sure, just turn around and walk away, that’s fine.

This shirt was designed by: rushblume, who had to have been teased on the playground with a name like that. Who’s getting the last laugh now, schoolyard bullies? Any of you meatheads win a shirt.woot Derby recently? WE THOUGHT NOT.

Wear this shirt: as a conversation-starter among people you won’t realize you didn’t want to start conversations with until it’s too late.

Don’t wear this shirt: around any nearsighted gamer giants. You could end up with your guts crushed under their colossal thumbs, or suffering lasting damage to your central nervous system from whatever hallucinogens have you seeing gamer giants.

This shirt tells the world: “Getting biz-zay with me is like a game of Tetris: Deliberate and methodical until the pace picks up, I lose my cool, and it ends in disappointment. Plus I play goofy music throughout. That’s kind of my thing.”

We call this color: Heather Grayme Boy

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Black - 7495C - 444C - 241C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 18.000s
First Sucker:
IASHERMAN
Last Wooter to Woot:
jordesis

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 46% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Press My Buttons by rushblume
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