ProCATStination

by Anna-Maria Jung

$15.00
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“Can Haz?” That’s Speciest.

You always hurt the one you love.

The cat’s behind the chair
The cat’s behind the chair
Hi-ho the derry-o
The cat’s behind the chair

The cat is on my head
The cat is on my head
Hey, you get down from there
The cat is on my head

The cat is in my lap
Just sit here in my lap
Oh, no, away you go
What was so wrong with that?

The cat is on my keys
For real, get off my keys!
What’s even up with you?
There’s things I need to read!

The cat is in my arms
All snuggly in my arms
His purr’s so nice
We shut our eyes
Our love will keep us warm

The cat has changed his mood
Perhaps he thought me food
Now he is gone
I am alone
And losing lots of blood

Wear this shirt: because the cat’s on the one you were going to wear.

Don’t wear this shirt: during the dog days of summer. You’ll get chased.

This shirt tells the world: “Anybody want some biscuits? Because I’m just about to make some.”

We call this color: Slate, Or In Cat Terms, Russian Blue

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - Cool Grey 11C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 24.000s
First Sucker:
XenophileJKO
Last Wooter to Woot:
protomech

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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ProCATStination by Anna-Maria Jung
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