Pumpkin Everything

by kevlar51


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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 11 - Jul 14
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Jul 07
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Dreaming of Pumpkins

It's all coming up pumpkin.

In real life, I can sip my pumpkin latte and eat my pumpkin scone, but in my dreams - OH, IN MY DREAMS! - I can do so much more!

In my dreams, I drive my pumpkin car down the pumpkin paved road towards my modest pumpkin house. And after parking in my pumpkin garage and taking off my pumpkin coat, I sit down on my pumpkin couch and eat it a little pumpkin dinner while watching some pumpkin television. Eventually I nod off, maybe right there on the pumpkin couch or maybe I have the foresight to walk up the pumpkin stairs, lay down in my pumpkin bed, and pull the pumpkin covers over myself.

I sleep okay, sure. But soon enough my pumpkin alarm clock sounds, and then it's time to take a quick pumpkin shower, throw on some pumpkin pants, and head into the pumpkin office for another long pumpkin doing pumpkin.

Before I even have a chance to sit down in my pumpkin cubicle, my pumpkin boss is on my pumpkin case about some pumpkin tasks I forgot to pumpkin, and can I pumpkin them right away? Because he's gonna need them for his pumpkin at pumpkin o'clock.

And that's fine. After all, it is my pumpkin to do the pumpkin, but did he have to be so pumpkin about it? In front of all my co-pumpkins? And now I can barely pumpkin my pumpkin, because I'm feeling so pumpkin.

I get up and go to the pumpkin, hoping some pumpkin will pumpkin me up a little bit, but when I get there and try to pump the pumpkin, I find that it's all out of pumpkin. So now, I'm wasting valuable pumpkin to pumpkin up some fresh pumpkin, because the last pumpkin didn't have the common pumpkin to pumpkin it himself.

And that's when I realize that today's not pumpkin. It's actually just PUMPKIN! And so I've got a whole three pumpkins left before the pumpkinend.

Feeling too pumpkin to pumpkin any real pumpkin, I decide the best thing to do is to slip into the Men's pumpkin, hide out in one of the pumpkins, and do a little pumpkin off of a pumpkin. And yeah, I told myself that those pumpkins were behind me, that I'd finally kick my pumpkin habit and just go pumpkin, but desperate pumpkins call for desperate pumpkins.

And that's my pumpkin dream!

Wear this shirt: while eating a pumpkin donut and drinking a pumpkin beer.

Don't wear this shirt: to the apple orchard.

This shirt tells the world: "This isn't everything, but you get the point."

We call this color: Brown, the color of pumpkins in springtime!

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Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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