Pumpkin Time!

by patrickspens

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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1st Place in Derby #322: Kawaii, with 1151 votes!

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Third-place winner of the Derby voting thing (Plushie Set): razorblad308

Awwww! Iz a kewt widdle bat and his pumpkin fwiend! Well guess what -- this writer was recently bitten by a rabid bat and finds this design neither cute nor adorable, but HORRIFIC. 

Sure, sure, lets celebrate these flying disease vectors instead of warning the public about the grave danger they present. Do you know what the cure for rabies is? Nothing. There is no cure. You die when you get rabies. You sit in a hospital and wait to die. 

Maybe this writer just doesn't "get it" because he had to sit in the ER all night while two nurses simultaneously injected viscous, anti-rabies antibodies into his hindquarters. Oh yeah, it's real funny -- laugh it up. 

Just kidding, this design is pretty cute. I did get bitten by a rabid bat a few weeks ago, though, so watch out! And don't get me started on cholera-carrying pumpkins. 

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:

3X - M, WXL -WL:  13.20” x 16.28”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  11.00” x 13.50”
K6 - K4:  8.11” x 10.00”

Pantone Colors: 393C - 715C - 159C - 4715C - 418C - Black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 10.994s
First Sucker:
deadheadkat
Last Wooter to Woot:
TheEndless

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 89% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Pumpkin Time! by patrickspens
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