Purr-eaucracy

by Anna-Maria Jung

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cats.

Wouldn't they squander their productivity watching videos of humans?

“Hey Jeff.”

“Hey Brian.”

“Did you have a good weekend?”

“It was okay. Took the kids to the sandbox. You?”

“Eh, you know. Slept for about 47 hours. It’s never long enough."

“Yep. Back to the grind. Boss wants me to finish this report on string. What are you working on?”

“Prospectus about the benefits of box corners.”

“Nice.”

“Ugh, what’s it all for, though?”

“Eh? Come on, dude. Don’t get disillusioned. You’re gonna keep climbing higher until you’re at the top, I know it. You’ll be up on the highest shelves calling the shots. Meowing into the early morning hours and swatting belligerently at gnats.”

“You think so, dude?”

“I know it.”

“Thanks, man. Hey, wanna take a break and destroy that bit of carpet right there?”

“I sure do.”

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Features

Design Placement: Center

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 12” x 10.30”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4: 9” x 7.72”

Pantone Colors: 2766C - White - 7681C  - 7683C 

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 5.663s
First Sucker:
julieferenci
Last Wooter to Woot:
Renata

Purchaser Experience

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  • 89% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

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Purr-eaucracy by Anna-Maria Jung
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