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Quite Good

by kaseyfleming

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Phil? Phil, they’re back again.

Editors’ choice in Derby #152: De-evolution

Can’t you do something about it? I’m trying to fish for termites over here and these tall, bald freaks keep hooting and pressing their young up against the glass. Well it’s unsettling, is all.

I don’t hold it against them; after all, they’re just animals. Sure, they’re master builders with incredibly organized social hierarchies, but they don’t have that gleam in their eyes. They don’t have that spark of intelligence, that certain “Je ne sais quoi” that makes us chimp, you know?

Look at them. Wrapped up in synthetic fibers to cover their shame, dribbling ice cream on themselves, and each one assuring someone next to him that he has some insight into us. Did you hear that? The one with the socks pulled up to his knees just said we’re monkeys! MONKEYS, Phillip!

That’s it. I’m going to throw some poop at them.

Wear this shirt: To the zoo so you can show those damn dirty apes you’re on to them.

Don’t wear this shirt: A single DAY after the Anthropocene epoch. That’s so trashy!

This shirt tells the world: “Yes, I’m the sort of person who’s amused by monkeys with silly hats. But in this case it also happens to be social commentary.”

We call this color: Heathero graypiens

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Pantone Process Blue C- 7546C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 10.000s
First Sucker:
SkaPunkPezzy
Last Wooter to Woot:
tingzilla

Purchaser Experience

  • 13% first woot
  • 6% second woot
  • 33% < 10 woots
  • 26% < 25 woots
  • 22% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Quite Good by kaseyfleming
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