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Process of elimination 

We can't guarantee much here. That's the point of the random shirt: a little bit of mystery. We can, however, guarantee that you WILL NOT get:

  • A shirt hewn from a larger shirt
  • A shirt that is only sleeves
  • A shirt with just the word "ass" 
  • A shirt that only hunts at dawn and dusk. 
  • A shirt not of woman born
  • A shirt that smells like BBQ potato chips
  • A shirt that will solve the Mideast crisis
  • A shirt with a subverted drinking problem
  • A shirt that you might like, but dammit you have to respect
  • A shirt that will solve the myriad problems that have built up over your soul like sedimentary rock

Wear this shirt: on random days to keep your friends off guard. 

Don't wear this shirt: expecting not to have to explain some pop culture reference. 

This shirt tells the world: "I'm known for my leaps of faith."

We call this color: Roy G. Biv

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Features

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Men's Sizes are Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Women's Sizes are Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Kids Sizes are Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
59m 51.990s
First Sucker:
VGF
Last Wooter to Woot:
dlwills2

Purchaser Experience

  • 7% first woot
  • 6% second woot
  • 33% < 10 woots
  • 27% < 25 woots
  • 26% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 39% bought 1
  • 18% bought 2
  • 44% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.