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Reality Isn't For Everyone

by jamescho84

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Sometimes we soar high above the playground on the wings of our super-powered dreams. Other times reality rushes up at us like pavement, and we leave an us-shaped indentation in the schoolyard of our lives. Locked in a never-ending struggle with the forces of gravity, all of us learn to accept being Earthbound. But are we really any wiser than the unspoiled child who still dreams of soaring through the clouds? Of course we are. People can't fly.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member jamescho84, who manfully assumed the champion's mantle when the most popular entry in Derby #3 proved unable to carry out its duties.

Wear this shirt to: warn aspiring heroes with a cautionary yet cute tale of adorably Icarian hubris.

Don’t wear this shirt to: a job interview, unless it's at a daycare or a comic store.

This shirt tells the world: "I can leap into the emergency room in a single bound."

We call this color: Unforgiving Asphalt.

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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
auggie24
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 40% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
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Reality Isn't For Everyone by jamescho84
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