Rebel

by kevlar51

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Not a Sheep

4th Place in Derby #300: What makes me different, with 242 votes!

Keep off the grass? You want me to keep off the grass? You know who I am? You think I follow signs? No. Way. I've never EVER seen a sign I've abided by. 

I've parked in thousands of no parking zones. You know what I say, tow my car if you wanna tow my car. You think towing a single car is gonna stop me? You think I don't have more cars? I've loitered in front of thousands of convenience stores too. And I don't even pretend I'm doing anything else. In fact, I yell, "loiterin' here!"

No dumping? You know what I read: pro dumping. And I am a pro. At dumping. Beware of dog? I don't even look at that dog. In fact, when I see a sign like that, I force myself to forget that dog before moving on so I am actively unaware of it. Runaway truck ramp? I only drive my fully in-control trucks up those things! 

And you know how in the grocery store where they tell you what's down a certain aisle. No way! I don't let some store organizer tell me where I get baking stuff! 

C'mon people! Don't be pushed around! Wake up! Quit acting like sheep! Wait a minute…

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:

3X - M, WXL - WL: 14.50” x 7.70“
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  11.00” x 5.84“
K6 - K4:  9.00” x 4.78”

Pantone Colors: Black 6C - 441C - 445C - 7509C - 7511C - 367C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 2.117s
First Sucker:
Kaeltheras
Last Wooter to Woot:
Djjatlamb

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Rebel by kevlar51
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