Consider the food pyramid for a second. It’s crazy, right? Everything you digest—every spinach salad and bacon cheeseburger—is made up of the matter that it, in turn, digested. And when your body is done with those nutrients, you excrete waste, or die, and thereby feed the molds and microbes and maggots at the bottom of the pyramid and the cycle begins again.

When you think about how all the life on Earth is connected, it kind of makes you want to take better care of the planet, doesn’t it? And also wash your produce better, ‘cause ick.

You are what you eat, they say, which is presumably why every critter in the illustration on today’s shirt is a fantastical fish-worm thing. Nutritional recommendation for FF-WTs: Get a little more grain in your diet, and a little less of each other!

This shirt was designed by: Zeptonn, keeper of the large menagerie of squiggly weirdebeasts at zeptonn.nl. Take one home! They adorn many useful consumer products, from snowboards to shirts to wallets and more. Say, with commissions to beautify so many of the things we use every day, how does Zeptonn have time to contribute to the Black Rock Collective too? ANSWER US THAT, ZEPTONN—IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME.

Wear this shirt: on “Casual Friday” to find out just how “casual” it really is.

Don’t wear this shirt: to our date at Old Country Buffet, where even the subtlest reference to upchucking can keep us from getting our money’s worth.

This shirt tells the world: “I don’t feel so good. But I look great!”

We call this color: Cream Around The Gills.

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