Regius Fructus

by Santo76 and Evan Stoler

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Baby Blue
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Wait, for real? She was an actual peach?

I don’t know, man. Other than that Sir-Mix-A-Lot video, they don’t do much for me.

I guess it’s my fault for not asking you guys to clarify. I just sort of inferred that this kingdom and its inhabitants were mushroom PEOPLE, or at least sentient or something.

I gotta say, this makes the whole adventure you guys just recounted to me kind of underwhelming. So you were basically just stomping through a salad bar? Wait, you told me the princess was so thankful that you, y’know, consummated.

Oh god. Oh god, what have you two done? That Whole Foods is never going to let us shop there again!

Wear this shirt: On an adventure through eight magical worlds, each one with its own theme or at least a palette swap.

Don’t wear this shirt: Playing tennis or golf. No one wants to see that.

This shirt tells the world: “I’ll bet you can guess my favorite quote from the movie Face/Off.”

We call this color: Buxom Baby Blue

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Features

Pantone Colors:
496C - 127C - 487C - 7418C - 556C - 7518C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 49.000s
First Sucker:
tosscobble
Last Wooter to Woot:
btgmyke

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Regius Fructus by Santo76 and Evan Stoler
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