11: Look here, you bunch of… me’s. We all know how this works: Big puzzle, impossible solution, brilliant plan and POW! The universe is saved. Let’s get cracking, eh?

1: That’s easy for you to say. Heavens, have I really gotten so young and arrogant in my old age?

3: Well, we’ve always been a bit arrogant now, haven’t we?

8: Nonsense! I’ve never been arrogant. Noble, perhaps, but never arrogant.

9: Yes, and you were also me for the shortest span of time ever.

10: Hush up, you loon! You can’t go telling other us’s about those things unless you want things to get all timey-whimey…

9: Oh, go have a good cry about it, you sod. I swear, I can’t believe Rose ever saw me in you.

6: Everyone, please! Can’t we concentrate on the matter at hand?

7: Yes, why don’t you lead us all, The One Nobody Likes. Let’s see how well you do.

2: I say, this was so much easier to manage when there were only five of us.

5: Alright, everyone, now let’s all calm down and think for a moment. Now then, as I am the most charming, dashing, AND celery-clad, I think perhaps I should be making the decisions here.

10: You always were my Doctor.

5: Ugh, I’d tell you to shut it, but I’m afraid you’d bawl all over me.

11: Hang on. Where’s the, uh, the fourth one? The one with the scarf? Where’s he run off to?

4: I’d very much prefer it if you referred to me as “The One Who’s Already Returned To The Box While The Rest Of You Bicker Like Children”. Now come here, young me, and let me tell you about the time I both saved the human race AND help bring about its beginnings. It all started in Paris…

Where this shirt: while figuring out your time and relative dimensions in space.

Don’t wear this shirt: anywhere near a River.

This shirt tells the world: “Actually there are several doctors in the house.”

We call this color: Royal Doctor Blue

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