Ring Bearer

by Adam Koford (aka ApeLad)

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Just Be Happy It’s Not A Star Sapphire

First he didn’t know about it. Then he had it. Then he went evil and killed his friends.

Then he lost it to a new guy. Then he tried to steal it from the new guy. Then he purged the evil from inside himself and started working with the new guy for a while. But ultimately, he just couldn’t give it up, and when the time was right, he stepped in and got it back. And then they made a movie full of CGI with most of it focused on him!

Yeah, we’re not sure exactly which fictional universe we just described either. If you count Alan Moore they even both have mysterious bearded guys who grow more powerful after they leave.

Wear this shirt: if you’re a DC Comics intern. Then start following Geoff Johns around the office until he completely loses it.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a Leni Riefenstahl film festival. That adds all kinds of subtexts that aren’t really intended.

This shirt tells the world: “In darkest cave or highest peak/About ten steps behind I’ll creep/Let those who near volcanos sneak/Beware my cunning! And real sharp teeth!”

We call this color: Asphalt On Replikon! Issue 109, October 1978.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
427C - 361C - 364C - 553C - 5487C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 8.000s
First Sucker:
jedi2b
Last Wooter to Woot:
boppa13

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Ring Bearer by Adam Koford (aka ApeLad)
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