Robot Zombies!

by patrickspens

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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The Last Subroutine

2nd place in Derby #173 Build Your Own Robot, with 821 votes!

Number Of Humans Still Alive Within Spark City: 6

Number Of Virus-Infected Units Within Spark City Limits: 478,301

Distance Of Virus-Infected Unit Horde From Humans: 2.38km and closing

Humans’ Chances Of Survival Without This Unit’s Intervention: 0.0000000001%

Epically Awesome “Climax of Act III”-Type Battle Mode: ACTIVATED

Wear this shirt: while fighting a particularly nasty distributed denial-of-service attack.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re tired from a rough day of battling ninja pirate monkeys.

This shirt tells the world: “Though I walk through the Uncanny Valley of The Shadow of Deactivation, I will fear no negative concept associated with morality.”

We call this color: They Mostly Come Out In Navy. Mostly.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
607C - 5555C - Warm Red C - 411C - 447C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 1.000s
First Sucker:
scotchmello
Last Wooter to Woot:
curiousnoble

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Robot Zombies! by patrickspens
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