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“RUN! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES! ROBOTRON HAS RETURNED AND SHE WILL SPARE NO ONE!”
“AIIIIIIIE!”
”- is Michael Hart reporting LIVE from downtown where a gargantuan metal monstrosity has descended upon the city and is wreaking unimaginable havoc. Casualties are already in the thousands and predicted to skyrocket -”
“What are we going to do? That thing is huge! Oh god WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!”
“Oh my god it’s coming this way! I don’t want this to happen! Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod-”
“Please, Sarah, you have to get up. That thing is going to be here any minute! We HAVE to RUN!”
“Sir, our guns have no effect! I recommend we withdraw immediately and regroup!”
“JORDAN! JORDAN, WHERE ARE YOU?! PLEASE, SOMEBODY HELP ME FIND MY BABY!”
“I’m not sure we CAN stop it, Mr. President. In fact, I-”
Kylie Anne! Lunch is ready!
“Coming, mom!”
Wear this shirt: Any time you need to flee in terror. That’d be pretty ironic.
Don’t wear this shirt: In front of your Roomba. You don’t want to put ideas in its tiny robot brain.
This shirt tells the world: “Just because a kid’s unique doesn’t mean they’re a dangerous weirdo. Except maybe in this case.”
We call this color: Burn it to the Brown
Pantone Colors:
Warm Gray 4C - Warm Gray 10C - 4655C - 7504C - 625C - 470C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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