Rodentian Gothic

by jamescho84

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Whistler’s Mother’s Pet

3rd place in Derby #47: Home, with 605 votes!

He was from the city. He moved to find work. He was good with numbers but there wasn’t much call for desk jobs. But it didn’t take him long to get the hang of farming. It was either learn or starve. That first year he did both.

In Spring he made it out to the old church for the first time. He fell in love almost right away. It took some courting, but after a year or so she knew he was sincere, and they wed. By then he was pretty comfortable, so he could afford to build a house.

The Good Lord never blessed them with children, but they had each other, and there was always plenty to do. He was her Central Park Tree Rat. She was his Prairie Dawn.

This shirt was designed by: the Lord of lemons, the Baron of business, the Giant of green and the whatever this is in heraldry terms. Sorry, we’re not good with fleur-de-lis-es. But once again, it’s jamescho84!

Wear this shirt: when you’re going to do something wholesome. Like making a peanut butter sandwich or raising a barn or choosing to give the hooker a ride home in GTA:IV. Those streets aren’t safe for a young lady after dark. Especially not in multiplayer.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re terrified when you imagine the kind of oak that would come from an acorn big enough to be used as a squirrel house.

This shirt tells the world: “Ain’t much call for adorable ‘round these parts.”

We call this color: Creme Of Wheat. Or Creme Corn. What would squirrel farmers grow, anyway?

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Features

Pantone Colors:
405C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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Quantity Breakdown

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Rodentian Gothic by jamescho84
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