Rodents' Revenge

by David Creighton-Pester

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Children Of Van Leeuwenhoek

Sure, that’s how it always starts. You get a clean house. Then some hungry mice appear, running away from a system that kicked them out. Soon they have their own place, and a cat shows up. So do they back down? No! They make a giant mouse robot and kill the cat. And then what happens next week? Twenty cats in a tank come smashing through the wall. And the mice build bombers and the cats go to outer space and then it’s the future and the Time Dogs are attacking and suddenly the Magna Carta was written about hamsters. Wasn’t abiogenesis so much easier than evolution?

This shirt was designed by: the hyphenated David Creighton-Pester. He says he likes pies and pasta but refuses to try a slice of our grandmother’s Linguini Meringue. Snooty hyphen-monger.

Wear this shirt: to go see the much anticipated release of Iron Man this summer! And if Paramount notices this and would like to send us free tickets for throwing in an unsolicited plug…

Don’t wear this shirt: in the rain, without the outer coating. It’s not included but we can attach it ourselves! It’s just a additional service charge, you won’t even notice it.

This shirt tells the world: “Engineering Trumps Evolution”

We call this color: The Best Laid Plans Of Mice And Men Gang Aft Heather Grey

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Pantone BlackC - 168C - 153C - 5405C - 5425C - 54C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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Quantity Breakdown

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Rodents' Revenge by David Creighton-Pester
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